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Groomsman Bio #1: Michael Harris
Two posts in one day? I figure this will make up for the times I don’t have most of a four day weekend all to myself, which is pretty much never (Yes I know that was a double negative that didn’t...
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Matt Cavert’s Groomsman Bio plus Who Googled “Todd Graham Sucks”?
I’m pleased to announce I have recorded my first hit via search engine, but curious as to who searched for “Todd Graham Sucks.” When I saw the search phrase that yielded my first Google hit, I assumed...
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Russell Cooper’s Groomsman Bio, Other Awesomeness
My co-worker and groomsman Russell Cooper is a toilet murderer. However, I can’t tell that story due to self-imposed sanctions on poo-centric stories given against myself after my first post on...
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Vomit+Deepak Chetty=Best Man Biography
Tonight I found a stash of Twizzlers bites in our pantry, the over-consumption of which is probably a factor in my current case of mild nausea. Jeez, could that sentence be structured in a more...
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Allen Belsky’s (Skeet’s) Groomsman Bio
Morgan said I shouldn’t post about the healing pattern of the grotesquely gooey scar I got sliding into third in shorts in a company softball game a few months back (this was my original plan for...
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Last Groomsman Bio
Well, I’m down to my last groomsman bio (thank god, those things were getting tedious). However, my final groomsman asked me not to use his real name, so I’ll have to refer to him as Jonathan “Jay”...
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An Appeal to Russell Cooper
Hey Corndoggers, remember this guy? For those of you too lazy to click the link, it would have sent you to the groomsman bio I wrote for my buddy Russell, which mostly was just an examination of how...
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Wedding!
As many of you know, one of the recurring categories of this blog is “wedding,” which to date has been filled with roasts of my Groomsmen. Tonight I finally tied the knot with my beautiful wife,...
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